official-johncrocker
ni-chan9:

slayerenfiniti:

ask-irl-shitty-glasses:

captainarlert:

stoned-levi:

//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY
DO YOU FUCKING
SEE
JESUS
HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL
that would actually be really funny

he would’ve been petrafied.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?
In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear. 

Jean is a fucking boss and no one can tell me otherwise


Jean is a more dynamic character and would make an awesome protagonist.

ni-chan9:

slayerenfiniti:

ask-irl-shitty-glasses:

captainarlert:

stoned-levi:

//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY

DO YOU FUCKING

SEE

JESUS

HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL

that would actually be really funny

he would’ve been petrafied.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?

In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear. 

Jean is a fucking boss and no one can tell me otherwise

Jean is a more dynamic character and would make an awesome protagonist.

davestriderhatesstrexcorp

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

oriheems
hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

charlesoberonn
thepioden:

pyreticmiscreant:

sketchyfantrolls:

Sup guys, I’ve been hard at work on prepping for finals and all that shiz.
BUT I came back to post a headcanon (thats probably pretty inaccurate) that I just thought about.
Ok, so what do we know about Alternia’s Sun? It’s one bright motherfucker and overall it’s really uncomfortable for a troll to be outside. It makes sense because after all, they’re nocturnal. But have they always been?
My theory is that Alternia is post global warming and is slowly recovering. Think about how long it took for us to reach our industrial Revolution- about late 18th century to early 19th. It’s pretty clear that they’re well past that point. Well what does that mean? No god damn ozone layer. Polar ice caps melted (if they had them). Less oxygen in the atmosphere. And considering how much they would have been producing- a distinct lack of natural resources.
Our ozone layer’s job is to absorb harmful UV light so that we don’t get baked alive. Because Alternia likely doesn’t have one or it’s very thin, it sucks to be out in the sun unless you’re undead or a jadeblood (and therefore able to possibly be a rainbow drinker).
Highbloods already have the advantage of a long life span which is probably one of the main reasons why they dominate Alternia. However, certain highbloods cough-seadwellers-cough would probably be the best equipped to adapt to something like the polar ice caps melting. I think this is why there’s a pretty big gap between the power seadwellers have over all other land dwellers. Land masses got separated and smaller, land dwellers had to sail over water so they had to face some sort of taxation or the constant threat of being attacked from below.
One major reason for why we don’t have giant animals around anymore is because of a lack of oxygen. The bigger something is, the more air it needs. I think one of the reasons why ancestors can grow to be massive is that back in the early days of Alternia, they had a lot of oxygen in their atmosphere. Over time it dwindled and therefore trolls began to shrink in height in order to adapt. Also potentially why adults aren’t very common- as a troll grows up it just gets harder to take in as much oxygen as you need.
In addition to a lack of oxygen, Alternia probably has a major resource deficit. Trolls have certainly had enough time to reach a point where they’ve milked their planet dry of fuel and materials, and then did the only logical thing they could think of. Conquest. They conquer planets to get their resources and have to keep finding new planets to make sure they can keep growing.
I did mention they were recovering and I think that’s true for canon Alternia. Children aren’t really going to set up factories and use up fuel they don’t have or need for that matter, and as soon as they’re old enough to get an industrious mindset they get shipped off the planet to serve in the fleet. The harsh environment also grooms them for scouting and conquering other planets.
Alright, that’s it. I’ll reblog some stuff and then back to my vacation.

that’s such a great headcanon though, like

the thought that trolls possibly destroyed their home planet, that’s CRAZY. just goes to show how ridiculously powerful & terrifying they are as a species and it rly puts things into perspective
TROLLS LITERALLY HATCH THEIR SPAWN ON A DYING PLANET AND ONLY THE STRONGEST REACH ADULTHOOD tHAT’S SO INTENSE

One major reason for why we don’t have giant animals around anymore is because of a lack of oxygen. The bigger something is, the more air it needs.
Crabdad. Spidermom. The Mothergrub. Arthropods that big would need ridiculously high oxygen concentrations in the atmosphere - it’s why we had giant bugs in the Carboniferous and don’t any more. 
I mean, I think Alternia is definitely a tropical planet! The size of Terezi’s trees, the size of the animals (lusii can be crazybighuge). Alternia is almost certainly resource dry and a massive hellhole as well. I’d totally accept that it’s soaked in UV, especially if it’s an old planet and they’re orbiting a dying sun. A depleted ozone layer would certainly exacerbate that problem!
There’s an issue with trolls being nocturnal anyway; their color vision is way too good. Strictly nocturnal animals don’t have color vision like that. Trolls might be naturally crepescular, maybe, but those eyes favor a relatively recent diurnal ancestor.
BUT ANYWAY. I don’t think you can claim low oxygen keeps adults off-planet due to size and then also have an arthropod the size of Spidermom. 

thepioden:

pyreticmiscreant:

sketchyfantrolls:

Sup guys, I’ve been hard at work on prepping for finals and all that shiz.

BUT I came back to post a headcanon (thats probably pretty inaccurate) that I just thought about.

Ok, so what do we know about Alternia’s Sun? It’s one bright motherfucker and overall it’s really uncomfortable for a troll to be outside. It makes sense because after all, they’re nocturnal. But have they always been?

My theory is that Alternia is post global warming and is slowly recovering. Think about how long it took for us to reach our industrial Revolution- about late 18th century to early 19th. It’s pretty clear that they’re well past that point. Well what does that mean? No god damn ozone layer. Polar ice caps melted (if they had them). Less oxygen in the atmosphere. And considering how much they would have been producing- a distinct lack of natural resources.

Our ozone layer’s job is to absorb harmful UV light so that we don’t get baked alive. Because Alternia likely doesn’t have one or it’s very thin, it sucks to be out in the sun unless you’re undead or a jadeblood (and therefore able to possibly be a rainbow drinker).

Highbloods already have the advantage of a long life span which is probably one of the main reasons why they dominate Alternia. However, certain highbloods cough-seadwellers-cough would probably be the best equipped to adapt to something like the polar ice caps melting. I think this is why there’s a pretty big gap between the power seadwellers have over all other land dwellers. Land masses got separated and smaller, land dwellers had to sail over water so they had to face some sort of taxation or the constant threat of being attacked from below.

One major reason for why we don’t have giant animals around anymore is because of a lack of oxygen. The bigger something is, the more air it needs. I think one of the reasons why ancestors can grow to be massive is that back in the early days of Alternia, they had a lot of oxygen in their atmosphere. Over time it dwindled and therefore trolls began to shrink in height in order to adapt. Also potentially why adults aren’t very common- as a troll grows up it just gets harder to take in as much oxygen as you need.

In addition to a lack of oxygen, Alternia probably has a major resource deficit. Trolls have certainly had enough time to reach a point where they’ve milked their planet dry of fuel and materials, and then did the only logical thing they could think of. Conquest. They conquer planets to get their resources and have to keep finding new planets to make sure they can keep growing.

I did mention they were recovering and I think that’s true for canon Alternia. Children aren’t really going to set up factories and use up fuel they don’t have or need for that matter, and as soon as they’re old enough to get an industrious mindset they get shipped off the planet to serve in the fleet. The harsh environment also grooms them for scouting and conquering other planets.

Alright, that’s it. I’ll reblog some stuff and then back to my vacation.

that’s such a great headcanon though, like

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the thought that trolls possibly destroyed their home planet, that’s CRAZY. just goes to show how ridiculously powerful & terrifying they are as a species and it rly puts things into perspective

TROLLS LITERALLY HATCH THEIR SPAWN ON A DYING PLANET AND ONLY THE STRONGEST REACH ADULTHOOD tHAT’S SO INTENSE

One major reason for why we don’t have giant animals around anymore is because of a lack of oxygen. The bigger something is, the more air it needs.

Crabdad. Spidermom. The Mothergrub. Arthropods that big would need ridiculously high oxygen concentrations in the atmosphere - it’s why we had giant bugs in the Carboniferous and don’t any more. 

I mean, I think Alternia is definitely a tropical planet! The size of Terezi’s trees, the size of the animals (lusii can be crazybighuge). Alternia is almost certainly resource dry and a massive hellhole as well. I’d totally accept that it’s soaked in UV, especially if it’s an old planet and they’re orbiting a dying sun. A depleted ozone layer would certainly exacerbate that problem!

There’s an issue with trolls being nocturnal anyway; their color vision is way too good. Strictly nocturnal animals don’t have color vision like that. Trolls might be naturally crepescular, maybe, but those eyes favor a relatively recent diurnal ancestor.

BUT ANYWAY. I don’t think you can claim low oxygen keeps adults off-planet due to size and then also have an arthropod the size of Spidermom.